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lagi buka skype, iseng nyari temen skype itu di facebook dan ternyata nemu nih. ada sesuatu yang menurut saya lucu banget dan gak garing dari infonya temen saya ini di facebook yang dia like. ini dia saya share... cekibrooot!

* 1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her everywhere. 10. Hangout with her and your fri (mungkin terusannya friends kaliya)

* --who are you to judge the life i live?...I know i'm not perfect and i don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean!--

* Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one`s who don`t. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said

* Girl: Hey, I like you.. Boy: Wow. Girl: What? You don't like me? Boy: No. Girl: Ok :'( Boy: Why are you crying? you never asked if i love you.. Girl: Well do you?! Boy: Lol no

* Elementary student: can i borrow a pencil... Sure keep it. Middle school: can i borrow a pencil.. Sure but give it back! High school: can a borrow a pencil? Niggah please i dont even got one for myself!

* We flirted, we texted, we laughed, we cried, we stayed up just to talk each other, we said I love you… Then over time we drifted apart… Now we don’t talk, we don’t laugh together, we don’t see each other… But we both know we still love each ot (mungkin other)

* VODKA. . . Deleting Memories Since 1405

* "Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn`t know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it."

* SEX is a sensation caused by temptation when a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation do you get my explaination or do you need a demonstration?

* Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch

* Like this if you know... -A really nice redhead -A really smart blonde -A really cool person with glasses -A person who eats a TON but is skinny -A person who is going through a really hard time but still trys to be happy..

* Boy : Want to hear a joke? Girl : Sure. Boy : Knock knock. Girl : Who`s there? Boy : Marry. Girl : Marry who? Boy : Marry me. Girl: Omg! Yes! Boy: What? Girl: you asked me to marry you... Boy: Didnt i tell you it was a joke? Girl: Oh...

* Elementary school: mummy i have a new friend. middle school: hey mom can ____ come over? mom: yeah whos that? you: my new friend. high school: *you and your friend walk in* mom: who's that? my friend...

* wanting to kill the sexiest person in the world, but sadly realising that suicide is illegal

* Hey, I shall do homework 5 mins later 5mins later : Oh, its still early, do 30mins later 30mins later : Naw. Stilllllll Early. *Looks at the time* SH*T. ITS MIDNIGHT. *Rushes for homework* Like this if you always do this. >:)

* life is to short, so live it up, drink it down, party hard, smoke alot, break the rules, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh loudly, have fun, make memories, and never forget or regret anything that once made you smile :)

* Dear boys, some girls dont care if you dont have a six pack, some girls dont care if you dont have the biggest dick in the world, some girls dont care if your hair isnt perfectly gelled, some girls just want you for YOU... Sincerly, Some Girls <3 xxx

* Dad: "When I beat you at video games you never get annoyed. How do you control your anger? Son: "Well, I start cleaning the toilet." Dad:"WHAT? how does that satisfy you?" Son: "I use your toothbrush!

* If Justin Beiber was about to jump off a skyscraper: 80% of teenage girls would panic 19% Would get a chair, buy some popcorn, and yell "DO A BACKFLIP" Like this If you are part of the 1% that would push him off

* My girlfriend thinks im a pedophile, but what does she know? shes only 6

* Last night, my boyfriend had the hiccups. We were in bed watching a movie & they were so bad, the bed shock everytime. I was getting annoyed so I took his hand, looked him in the eye and said "I'm pregnant!" Best. Hiccup. Cure. Ever.

* Dear Parents, I stay up late, fall out with friends, have a messy room, literally LIVE on my lap-top, I'm lazy, and I'm ALWAYS texting. Though mum, dad, I'm NOT the only teenager that acts like that....

* One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A HUSBAND sent a message to his wife: i"m having a wonderful time,wish you were her."

* Mom:Son,look at all these condom wrappers laying around ur room! their must be hundreds! Son:mom,what do u prefer,hundreds of condoms or hundreds of kids?

* Girl: tell me how much you love me. BOY: LOOK UP AT THE SKY. girl: stop changing the subject! BOY: JUST LOOK. Girl: What am I doing? Boy : Tell me how many stars are in the sky. GIRL: THATS IMPOSSIBLE. Boy: So is explaining, my love for you.

* TODAY, I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks. I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana. She said no; she liked to wear these socks, because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked. I love this kid.

* DAD: What can you do for my daughter? BF: I`d die for her! DAD: I don`t like you. BF: Why? DAD: I`m looking for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone.

haha, gimana gimana? lucu-lucu gak?